Again with the children! Why are they out to get me?

Well, I'm moving on again. The trial teaching session... it not go so well.
I had some really cool games planned for this class of 8 year olds, and they were sweet, apart from this one little fat kid who kept bloody yawning and wouldn't join in, until we got to the games and THEN he wants to join in doesn't he?
We played 'grandma says' for the last 20 minutes (they ran through my material really, really quickly cos they were so good at english so i had to stretch this game out a LOT!) and the fat one only goes and gets over-excited and runs into the wall really fast and cracks a hole in it whilst trying not to get caught by 'grandma'! i was like, 'oh my god, i'm on trial and i just damaged the building structurally, i'm screwed.'

So i'm leaving the country and going to kuala lumpar where no one knows me.
I've got a job there (it's with the same company that i just did the trial with!
i hope they don't talk to eachother about work...
'yeah, we just had one english girl, she didn't even know what adverbs of frequency were! THEN she gets the kids over-excited in the trial, and one of them knocks the artex out of the new classroom we've just had built, it's gonna cost a bit to get that repaired, can you believe it?'
'blimey, you don't half get some muppets applying to be teachers don't ya? what was her name?'
'katy white'
'oh dear'